Girl Talk: Full Deck
If you avidly follow all of my online activities (and if you don’t, what’s wrong with you?) (just kidding!), you probably know that on the last day of every month, The Hairpin publishes a “Girl Talk”...
View ArticleThe Most Difficult Video Game Mission EVER
I’ve brought down Frank Fontaine and rescued the Little Sisters of Rapture. I’ve killed all the weird bull forms of Ganondorf and kept Hyrule free from tyranny. I destroyed the Reapers and saved SPACE,...
View ArticleThe Countdown to Dragon Age: Inquisition
What are you doing while you wait for the release of Dragon Age: Inquisition? Me? I’m waiting. And waiting. And waiting. I can’t even play other video games because all I want is Dragon Age:...
View ArticleA Grey Warden is Born: Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Begins
As I play Dragon Age Origins, I’ve kept my phone close and put my initial thoughts in my phone’s notepad. Here they are so far: My name is Käylæn and I am a rogue elf. I like to live in the...
View Article“Leliana Sings Forever,” Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 3
Previously: Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 1, Part 2 Leliana is batshit, but that is pretty entertaining. She’s like the easiest ex to get along with. — Man she has been singing for like, ever. Stop it....
View Article“Poor blood mage. I’ll free you!” Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 4
Previously: Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 Yup, Jenn was right: this dude [Zevran] has no shame. We have talked once and he’s now offering to sex me up. Oh god if you agree to a...
View ArticleMORRIGAN CAN TURN INTO A BEAR? Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 5
Previously: Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 Heading to the Circle Tower to ask the mages to help me, doo da doo da Gonna save a stupid kid [Connor] from the demon that possesses...
View Article“This wrangling nugs thing is not so bad,” Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 6
Previously: Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 Went back to the Dalish camp and saved the Halla. I saved the Arl, he than made us his CHAMPIONS OF REDCLIFFE! booooyah Poor...
View Article“We Ended the Blight, Y’all”: Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 9
Previously: Kaylan’s Dragon Age Epic Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8 Told the nobles the truth about Loghain and asked them to support me. LOGHAIN THE MONSTER IS DEAD! My...
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